Deputies Use Quote "Mad Rescue Roping Skills" To Save A Bunch Of Women Stuck On A Unicorn Float

There’s a women driving joke in here somewhere that I can’t quite nail down.  Let’s just say if I were President of the United States, I’d have laws enacted that you just let nature take people like this and do what it will.  No offense or anything.  I just think that if you take a gigantic float into a massive patch of weeds and get stuck there you either have to get out of it on your own or just give yourself up and chalk it up as a life loss.  It’s like what Darwin always dreamed of.   But, with the rules and regulations we currently have, cops (excuse me, deputies) I think are required to save lives, whether it be a child stuck under a subway car, or a gaggle of women tangled up in vines on their way out to the open sea on a unicorn float.  So as a big proponent of Law and Order (both the television drama* and the real world application), I’m glad these guys happened to have mad rescue roping skills in their training.

Also the rise of social media has really allowed these local precincts to stretch their legs and show off some of their character to the world.

*not Criminal Intent obviously.